Literacy Pick Up Lines
Literacy Pick Up Lines

And so the Valentine’s Day festivities begin.

I was thinking it would be awesome if we did Harry Potter pick ups for Valentine’s like last year, but I don’t know how much time I have this week. If you guys could send me some now, I could make them quick and queue them for Valentine’s Day. (These are previous Harry Potter ones we’ve done.) Thanks guys! :)

We’re gonna do a big Christmas promo for anyone who submits something in the next two weeks. :)

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pwnedepicfail:

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

IT’S HERE IT’S HERE 

MY BOX SET IS HERE

THE JOHN GREEN LIMITED EDITION BOX SET WITH TWO AUTOGRAPHED BOOKS IS HERE AND I CAN’T EVEN OPEN IT BECAUSE IT’S MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT BUT IT’S JUST SITTING THERE TAUNTING ME 

I WANT TO TOUCH A BOOK THAT JOHN HAS HELD IN HIS AMAZING WRITER HANDS

UGHHHHHHHH

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This is a line from the beginning of Lord Of The Flies and I really like it. Probably because of the alliteration… I hope this is an idiom and not a literal reference to Ralph’s shirt because that would be a little embarrassing. But it’s most likely talking about his shirt…so pardon me, but this is my best pick up line idea and it’ll have to do for now! 

This is a line from the beginning of Lord Of The Flies and I really like it. Probably because of the alliteration… I hope this is an idiom and not a literal reference to Ralph’s shirt because that would be a little embarrassing. But it’s most likely talking about his shirt…so pardon me, but this is my best pick up line idea and it’ll have to do for now! 

499 followers oh my goodness. Sorry that that’s not a proper sentence, but YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! :)

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Finally a Paper Towns pick up. I adored that book and I read it way too quickly. I was trying to ration John’s books and now all I have left is his story in Let It Snow which I am trying to save till Christmas. Wish me luck. 

Finally a Paper Towns pick up. I adored that book and I read it way too quickly. I was trying to ration John’s books and now all I have left is his story in Let It Snow which I am trying to save till Christmas. Wish me luck. 

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